Are you sick of this garbage? Every damn day it's the same heap of nonsense. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We must do something about this. It's time to take control!

• Block all spam emails you receive.
• Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
• Employ a good spam filter.

Don't let these freeloaders win! Resist the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can make it happen!

Fucker's Spam is Infecting My Inbox

I hate getting spam. It's like an endless flood of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten absolutely unbearable. I'm talking about some seriously nasty spam that makes me want to scream.

• These bastards
• never stop emailing me about
• things I don't want to see

I've tried reporting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a never-ending.

Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.

Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and move to the mountains

Screw You

Are you actually this stupid to fall for this crap? I'm sick of seeing your pathetic attempts at tricking innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.

• Lay off the spam
• I hate your ads
• {Go away forever|Disappear already

Shove The Damn Away From Here With That Crap

You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible junk mail in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.

• Pick up to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
• And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.

Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented

Dude, seriously? That Garbage is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Invasion that just won't Die. You Strive to Keep a clean inbox, and then check here BAM! A flood of Bullshit from some Jerk trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?

Seriously, WeShould. It's like a Cancer on the internet. A Fucking Headache that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Use spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.

This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy

My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. It feels like constantly, I’m getting bombarded with these pathetic spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more advertisement for weight loss pills, I’m going to implode.

• {Seriously|Just stop
• Get this crap outta my inbox!
• I'm officially deleting my email account.